Monsoons have started and everything is soooo uber sexy and prettty and greeeen...lovely.
But therez just one thing bursting my beautiful sexy world, other than the commuting issues,.. a rodent!:). Yes!we are having this crazy problem since the first drops fell on earth this season.Members from the scavenger family scurrying climbing rain water pipes into my house not on ground but on first floor which lacks mosquito nets or such and boy they are truly pests.
Started with me finding my diabetic dad's emergency biscuit box toppled over n the biscuits well gone.Next dad kept a huge weight on the lid, the fella nibbled away the rim of the lid of the plastic container rendering it useless. So we thought of getting rid of the fella and got one of those highly voted sticky mouse pads..laid one nxt to the box stuffed with biscuits..:) next day,the biscuits were gone and so was the mouse.. with the only evidence left behind ....a cute rat footprint! so much for the Sticky trap!..apparently it was a huge rat not a mouse. HUGE!!. with this inference dad deviced another means to trick him.. He got sumthing called a rat cake ( eeeeeeeeeeeew) He broke it to pieces and kept it at various rat favoured locations , and closed the toilet doors to kill him of the thirst after having the cake.hehe..ingenious.. turned out we did get the culprit in the morning and he was adequately disposed.Funnily we still continued to find the box being opened in the morning...So relentless to say we stopped keeping biscuits in it >>Argh.
Since then this ghost of a rat, apparently on a mission to find out food hideaways has nibbled away two of my favourite purses..So i pick up my favourite mauve purse and find a nice hole nibbled away ...all to reach inside for a 5/- of leftover chana i was munching in the train!!! damn you..chana cost me a good 1800 bucks that day.and oh i dont learn my lessons so easy .. so he nibbled my other purse for a small packet of idli podi i had picked for my taste buds and forgotten in the purse.. .idli podi cost of 15/- got extrapolated to 2200/-.. Now i hate that rat.. he seems to be haunting me, not to be seen not, to be trapped, nor be fooled.. he is a nightmare...with an agenda against me for sure!
He seems to have some uncanny analytical skills that i sooooo lackk!!!he knows whats edible , wats edible but adulterated,knows where we keep stuff..and when we sleep.hell he walks off a sticky pad.. aint that supposed to glue his scavenging buttt!.. some freak super ghost of a rat.
He has suddenly become very ferocious, and i am thinking he bores personal vendetta against me for sure.. i had really given him some choiciest nouns when he royally screwed my purses!!..other day I was looking for iron suppliment capsules, i am supposed to be popping them one a day for my low ferrous levels to keep my hair from falling. yeah !! So i peeped under a table thinking they must have fallen off and behold!!!.. my dear hairy friend , apparently needed more iron supplements than me!... the ratasshole had taken the new capsule strip under the table,opened each of the capsule holder , nibbled aaway all the iron supplements and left the strip under the table.I was aghast!!Freak must having stronger hair than me by now; what with munching away a fortnights quota of capsules in one day!!! damn .. never heard rodents liking iron suppliments!!!now i am sure he is a ghost of a rat wanting to scare me.. god knows for wat!!
Since two days now i cant find my house key set,i have searched everyyy damn place and they have just vanished.Although dads of the opinion i have left them in the keyhole and dozed.. i beg to differ with good reasons!! this freaking rat has stolen them. Just cause i dont keep food around for him any more, just cos i have learnt my lesson finally and dont leave chana or nuts or toffies in my purses nemore, just cos i have swapped my plastic emergency biscuit box with a steel one.. this scrawny little bastard is taking revenge.!!!!!
I am dead sure he has scurried away with my key set in the middle of the night and dumped it in his little hole somewhere outside where his lady love must be applauding his feat!!!We have to change all the locks and lever needless to say!.damn it .
Wait till i make you pay for this you ghost of a RAT!!!! ..,... u must die!!!!
But therez just one thing bursting my beautiful sexy world, other than the commuting issues,.. a rodent!:). Yes!we are having this crazy problem since the first drops fell on earth this season.Members from the scavenger family scurrying climbing rain water pipes into my house not on ground but on first floor which lacks mosquito nets or such and boy they are truly pests.
Started with me finding my diabetic dad's emergency biscuit box toppled over n the biscuits well gone.Next dad kept a huge weight on the lid, the fella nibbled away the rim of the lid of the plastic container rendering it useless. So we thought of getting rid of the fella and got one of those highly voted sticky mouse pads..laid one nxt to the box stuffed with biscuits..:) next day,the biscuits were gone and so was the mouse.. with the only evidence left behind ....a cute rat footprint! so much for the Sticky trap!..apparently it was a huge rat not a mouse. HUGE!!. with this inference dad deviced another means to trick him.. He got sumthing called a rat cake ( eeeeeeeeeeeew) He broke it to pieces and kept it at various rat favoured locations , and closed the toilet doors to kill him of the thirst after having the cake.hehe..ingenious.. turned out we did get the culprit in the morning and he was adequately disposed.Funnily we still continued to find the box being opened in the morning...So relentless to say we stopped keeping biscuits in it >>Argh.
Since then this ghost of a rat, apparently on a mission to find out food hideaways has nibbled away two of my favourite purses..So i pick up my favourite mauve purse and find a nice hole nibbled away ...all to reach inside for a 5/- of leftover chana i was munching in the train!!! damn you..chana cost me a good 1800 bucks that day.and oh i dont learn my lessons so easy .. so he nibbled my other purse for a small packet of idli podi i had picked for my taste buds and forgotten in the purse.. .idli podi cost of 15/- got extrapolated to 2200/-.. Now i hate that rat.. he seems to be haunting me, not to be seen not, to be trapped, nor be fooled.. he is a nightmare...with an agenda against me for sure!
He seems to have some uncanny analytical skills that i sooooo lackk!!!he knows whats edible , wats edible but adulterated,knows where we keep stuff..and when we sleep.hell he walks off a sticky pad.. aint that supposed to glue his scavenging buttt!.. some freak super ghost of a rat.
He has suddenly become very ferocious, and i am thinking he bores personal vendetta against me for sure.. i had really given him some choiciest nouns when he royally screwed my purses!!..other day I was looking for iron suppliment capsules, i am supposed to be popping them one a day for my low ferrous levels to keep my hair from falling. yeah !! So i peeped under a table thinking they must have fallen off and behold!!!.. my dear hairy friend , apparently needed more iron supplements than me!... the ratasshole had taken the new capsule strip under the table,opened each of the capsule holder , nibbled aaway all the iron supplements and left the strip under the table.I was aghast!!Freak must having stronger hair than me by now; what with munching away a fortnights quota of capsules in one day!!! damn .. never heard rodents liking iron suppliments!!!now i am sure he is a ghost of a rat wanting to scare me.. god knows for wat!!
Since two days now i cant find my house key set,i have searched everyyy damn place and they have just vanished.Although dads of the opinion i have left them in the keyhole and dozed.. i beg to differ with good reasons!! this freaking rat has stolen them. Just cause i dont keep food around for him any more, just cos i have learnt my lesson finally and dont leave chana or nuts or toffies in my purses nemore, just cos i have swapped my plastic emergency biscuit box with a steel one.. this scrawny little bastard is taking revenge.!!!!!
I am dead sure he has scurried away with my key set in the middle of the night and dumped it in his little hole somewhere outside where his lady love must be applauding his feat!!!We have to change all the locks and lever needless to say!.damn it .
Wait till i make you pay for this you ghost of a RAT!!!! ..,... u must die!!!!
What happened to this ghost rat finally
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